SLAPPING AND SPITTING:
by ThePeopleISleptWith
The red flags were flying as soon as I saw his place. His shirts were folded so tidy he must’ve been in the army and there wasn’t a speck of dust to be seen. I walked in, whiskey in hand. Not even 10 seconds later, we were making out on the couch. I was riding him when he started heading for the back door, so to speak.
I obliged thinking, heck, whatever makes him happy. Then the butt plugs came out. He was all sparkly eyed like a kid with a new toy and asked me to insert one for him. Then, out of nowhere, he completely lost his erection. After administering oral to his soft penis, things got even weirder. We started up again and thats when he slapped my face and butt.
Just when I thought it couldn’t get any weirder- he spit on my back. Why? I’ll never know. The whole thing culminated in him slapping me in the face with his semi-erect dick, which I swear almost made me burst out laughing were it not for his completely serious “I-am-concentrating-don’t-interrupt-me” face. After that, he knelt above me, furiously wanking himself off. He fell asleep in 2 seconds flat, while I gathered my belongings and headed for the hills.
SUBMITTED BY: Britbitchberlin7
What the actual fuck
No Words… Imploding life said it all
So. Can I tell you how glad I am to see these out here. Oh, your exposition is just right. If I hadn’t tried to forget all that bad sex, you can bet it would have the same tone. Please don’t stop. these are helping develop talking points.
THANKS!
What. The. Fuck?!!! Straight dudes with a fondness for butt plugs are bad news…..
Lol
my thoughts exactly!
When he has his stash of butt plugs, it’s time to bolt.
He clearly thought you were a 3D porn object instead of a real life women also deserving of pleasure. What a let down.
LOL 3D porn object… I love it
That was bad sex. He should at least have fingered you or used a toy. What a waste of space
He has been watching way too much porn and was acting out something he had seen. If you’re ok with the action, then fine, but he was just using you. I wouldn’t be surprised if he had a camera hidden somewhere given how quickly the action kicked off. Hopefully you weren’t expecting a relationship that involved love?
I think it’s safe to say, she wasn’t.