I’m over him, no longer interested, it’s been a while since we last hooked up but… after a recent sex dream I NEED to know what his new girlfriend looks like. I’m not proud of this but it’s not like I’m driving past his house or calling him then hanging up.. it’s just an innocent click away. We all have done it. You click on her page because what else do you have to do? I KNOW – Why would you waste time and energy unless you’re threatened by it? Maybe because it’s just that easy. PROBLEM: Her Facebook page is private and the only thing I can see is 4 profile pictures.
PICTURE 1: The “I love my friends” group picture of 6 girls. No one really stands out.
PICTURE 2: The “Bestie” with 2 out of the 6 girls. Okay narrowed it down it down to 2.
PICTURE 3: The “Weird abstract angle with dim lighting.” Her long curly black hair not only covers most of her face but doesn’t match the hair of either 2 girls. DAMN IT.
PICTURE 4: An inspirational meme. USELESS.
After a few minutes of studying the few facial features I could see in picture 3 and searching twitter and Instagram, I gave up. Maybe it was for the best, I could of easily accidentally liked a picture or favorited a tweet.